Robot Girlfriend
From DFTBA
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"Robot Girlfriend" is the Fifth track on the studio album Up To This Point by Rhett & Link.
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Notes
This is the second out of 3 songs Rhett & Link did for The Science Channel's BRINK.
Music Video
Lyrics
Ive never had too much luck with females
Im not confident unless Im writing an email.
But my life would be so sublime
if I bought a robot girl online.
Id never hear her silicon mouth complaining
about my dry scalp or my excessive gaming
Shes my Small Wonder; Im her Voltron.
I flip a switch and it turns her on!
My robot girlfriend. The best relationship Id ever been in.
Shes got a grip stronger than an ape
And she can calculate a tip to the twenty-fifth decimal place
though we cant go out in rainy weather
we can still play solitaire together
Meeting her folks is no real cause for fear
Theyre just a team of friendly Japanese engineers.
If I ever start to think that she might leave me
Ill de-frag her hard drive and wipe her memory
My robot girlfriend. The best relationship Ill never be in.
Chords
Verse: F F7 A7 Dm C Bb
Bridge: Gm C
Chorus:F F7 A7 Dm C Bb
Appears On
- (2010) Up To This Point
