The Cheese Rap
From DFTBA
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"the Cheese Rap" is the Fourteenth track on the studio album Up To This Point by Rhett & Link.
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Notes
This song is part of the "Alka Seltzer Great American Road Trip"
Music Video
Lyrics
Cheddar:
why you up in this store? what you lookin for? cheese?
I'm cheddar, I'm much better than the rest of these.
Swiss:
don't speak too fast, you need to get a load of dis
I'm Swiss [cheddar:] okay white boy, they get the gist...
Got more holes in my body than my boy 50-cent
Curdled on the streets -- Geneva represent!
Parmesan and Romano:
We're Vinny and Louie fuhgettabout the other cheeses
We're so hardcore, you gotta grate us to eat us
Limburger:
you other chumps are weak
if you ask me
I can bring you to your knees with my pungency...
Goat:
I'm not weak I'm strong
I'll add flavor to your salad -- all night long.
chorus:
we know you want to put us in your mouth and chew. don't you? we know you do!
(you know we know we know you do...! )
Aged Cheddar:
I'm old,I'm stuck in my ways
I'm stuck in you're teeth and in you're breath for days
Muenster:
Blaaaaaaaaaah
Smoked Gouda:
I got mo' flavor then y'all
i make a wicked cheese ball
My hobbies include doing bird-call
can someone take over for me?
Aged Cheddar:
I'm living large in a condo
If i break a hip don't put me in a home bro
Cheddar:
But paps,you don't even have a hip though
Aged Cheddar:
Ohh
Blue:
This is breaking my heart,just tell them what they want yo
Appears On
- (2010) Up To This Point
